And here's what keeps them all afloat There's no IQ button on my remote There's boneheads on my TV I'm so glad I got cable There's boneheads watching TV Shoo-be-do-watch, shoo-be-do-watch Copyright 1993 Steve Goodie ASCAP I PUT HER TOOTHBRUSH IN THE MAIL She just walked out, so I guess we're through She moved in with another guy, that's my second clue I'm not asking for a chance, I'm not begging or pleading I don't want her back if she could do this to me I don't need her, I can pull through I don't miss her, I've got better things to do I'm not calling, I'm not writing, I got nothing to say She's gone and she's forgotten and she'll stay that way I sold everything that she left, but some things wouldn't sell So I put her toothbrush in the mail, and I addressed it to hell Dental hygiene is important, I'm not judging her morally She never was too meticulous orally Fire and brimstone are hard on your gums And I know she's in hell, cause that's where she's from But my postman, he didn't understand He couldn't find a zip-code for the underland I tried UPS, and Federal Express They both did their best, with limited success I threw away all of her makeup, and her worn out bathroom scale And I put her toothbrush in the mail, and I addressed it to hell Now I don't mean to offend But you never knew her well And four out of five dentists recommend That she go to hell Go directly to hell, do not pass Go Do not collect $200 a week out of my pocket I heard from her last week, she says she's doing well She's the first person ever to receive, a care package in hell Copyright 1992 Steve Goodie ASCAP VIRILE MAN He's tall and dark and handsome, most macho in the land The women come from all around for Virile Man He looks just like a movie star and he's his biggest fan The women come from near and far for Virile Man He's a girl toy, and boy can he love But sometimes he just can't get it up He keeps his women in their place, in the palm of his hand Or sometimes on his smiling face he's Virile Man He can make love up to a minute Minute And sometimes that's even after he's in it Are you in

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For this reason, were going to court to protect these safeguards that preserve essential wildlife habitat. Allowing an increase in the number of roads on the Bitterroot National Forest will further diminish the wild character of the forest, fragment wildlife habitat, and irreparably harm existing ecosystems, said Jim Miller, President, Friends of the Bitterroot