tobacco last week tonight John Oliver Sets Sights on Industry in HBO Takedown Last Week Tonight with John

In essence, using fake cigarettes is akin to switching seats on the Titanic - the location might change, but the ship's still sinking

It ages really well too

4,087 2,299 6,386 6,386 AME (3,464) 6,784 3,320 (520) 2,800 APMEA 2,113 71 2,184 2,184 Total Region 2,736 9,154 11,890 (520) 11,370 Net finance costs (1,098) (491) (1,589) (126) (1,715) Associates and joint ventures 1,900 (1,379) 521 521 Profit before tax 3,538 7,284 10,822 (646) 10,176 Taxation (357) (2,206) (2,563) 169 (2,394) Non-controlling interests (113) (38) (151) (151) Coupons relating to hybrid bonds net of tax (42) (42) (42) Profit attributable to shareholders 3,026 5,040 8,066 (477) 7,589 Diluted number of shares (m) 2,225 2,225 2,225 Diluted earnings per share (pence) 136.0 362.5 (21.4) 341.1 1

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I dare you to try one & see what happens